Maniac Jokes

What is the difference Men and Women in The Money and Naughty?

Answer :  Men    : have the money first and be naughty
                Woman: naughty first, then have the money
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 Why cats always hide their faeces in the sand?

Answer :  Because ....  it afraid if his faeces were taken by you!
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Why Ants and Elephants Never be a friend?


Answer : Because both of them never could hugged
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Four Worms and a lesson to be learned A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol -Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service --

you know where is funniest thing ??
Motorcycle or Driver

One day, Johnny is 3rd grade in elementary school, he is go home early ...
Mother: "Jhon, why at this hour to go home early?"
Johnny: "Yeah Mom ... Because i can answer teacher's questions. Even get bonus 2 days holidays, Great right?"
Mother: "waaa it's so great my son ... let me know what the question was it?"
Johnny: "this is the techer's question : WHO PUT A SUPER GLUE ON MY CHAIR" then i said "Me,Me
Mother: @ # @!!